Makron zosta\u0142 przeze mnie zauwa\u017cony w ogr\u00f3dku w kwietniu tego roku. Mianowany na cze\u015b\u0107 prezydenta Francji (brak uzasadnienia, przepraszam…). Potem okaza\u0142o si\u0119, \u017ce jest ropuch\u0105 lub ropuchem (za\u0142o\u017cy\u0142am, \u017ce to osobnik m\u0119ski) i mieszka pod Wielk\u0105 Drewnian\u0105 Donic\u0105 (to jest adres, tak na marginesie…). Bardzo przyjazny, daj\u0105cy si\u0119 pog\u0142aska\u0107 ropuch sta\u0142 si\u0119 moim ulubie\u0144cem i codziennie odwiedza\u0142am go pod jego sta\u0142ym adresem, by sprawdzi\u0107, jak si\u0119 miewa. \u017by\u0142 sobie spokojnie Pod Wielk\u0105 Drewnian\u0105 Donic\u0105 a\u017c do lipca. Wtedy przyszed\u0142 mi do g\u0142owy ten idiotyczny (powtarzam, zaiste idiotyczny!!!) pomys\u0142, by zbudowa\u0107 mu dom, a raczej tak przekszta\u0142ci\u0107 doniczk\u0119, \u017ceby mia\u0142 wygodnie. Zbudowa\u0142am mu wi\u0119c dom.<\/p>\n
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Okaza\u0142o si\u0119 jednak, \u017ce naruszaj\u0105c jego \u015brodowisko zmieni\u0142am to, co sobie upodoba\u0142 i… Makron po prostu si\u0119 wyprowadzi\u0142. Mimo, \u017ce stara\u0142am si\u0119 przywr\u00f3ci\u0107 doniczk\u0119 do jej pierwotnego stanu, nie zmieni\u0142o to faktu, \u017ce ropuch znikn\u0105\u0142. \u015alad po nim zagin\u0105\u0142, i gdybym tylko rozmawia\u0142a w kosowym j\u0119zyku, to mo\u017ce Yellow powiedzia\u0142by mi, gdzie jest… \ud83d\ude09<\/p>\n
Makron, wr\u00f3\u0107!!!! \ud83d\ude41<\/p>\n
I spotted Makron this year in April and named him after the proud president of France. He is a proud toad and lives under the wooden pot in the front of the garden. Well, lived. Because he is gone. An idiotic idea came to my mind to create a really posh house for him, so I turn the pot upside down, made a beautiful place for him and he moved out. A massive mistake, lesson learned.<\/p>\n
Makron, come back!!!!! I am sorry, you are my favourite toad and I promise I will never, ever, ever mess with your house again! \ud83d\ude42<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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